His mate replies "you were lucky, in Yorkshire you would have had to pay for it!". PREVIOUS JOKE "Tea towel." One says "A girl I met in London gave me a sexually transmitted disease". Jeweller: Do you want it 18 carat? var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); A Girl In London. 'Nay Lass!' A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "she were thine" engraved on it. It's not bin it's sen lately."
Hands on thighs!" 'Nay Lass!' A couple are playing 'I spy' in the kitchen of their home somewhere in Yorkshire. Being a... Ah sed to me Yorkshire mate, "Dosta know who built t'Ark?". Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Two men in a bar. 'Sure.' Will and Guy have attempted to give you a taste of Yorkshire humour through the following jokes: Unlawful and Illegal; Classic Yorkshire Culture ; Yorkshire Cricket Joke; Duke of Wellington - by Stanley Holloway
Yorkshire Jokes A Yorkshire man's beloved wife passed away.. After a bit of chit chat, the Texan asked the Yorkshireman a question. 'Nay Lass!' he said, drumming his fingers on the work top.
A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); })(). Summat to ayt!
Daft bugger. 'Nay Lass!' "OK ladies," she says, "let's start with a warm-up. calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch. 'Nay Lass!' Next day comes and the widower returns to the stone mason, 'There you go sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you.' PREVIOUS JOKE He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral.
True to his word the stone mason calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like to come and have a look. he said, drumming his fingers on the work top.
"Oh I don't know" she said at long last "I give in" 'It's easy' he said.
var _gaq = _gaq || []; He went to the headstone maker to sort out the stone for her grave. "Tea pot said the wife." Yorkshireman: Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog? Yorkshireman: Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat.
'First things first, Is it a Tom?' Mamma Mia: classic ABBA song or a Yorkshire kid telling his mum he's arrived? When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that it's been engraved "she were thin". A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Flat caps, ‘oop north’, roast beef without batter and eight other ways to upset Yorkshire folk on their county’s special day. "Toaster."
The conversation went thus: I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. says the vet. full disclosure, this isn't my joke, was sent to me. As he says, it's how he gets t'money t'pay t'bills. ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? He explodes, 'Blimey man, you've left the "e" out.' He Yorkshire: home of a different kind of bath bomb. 'https://ssl' : '//www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; JOKE INDEX One day a candle maker in Yorkshire was halfway through making a large batch of red candles. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. And the ladies, in unison, put their hands over their eyes! var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; (function() { Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" "Toaster." A couple are playing 'I spy' in the kitchen of their home somewhere in Yorkshire. One says "A girl I met in London gave me a sexually transmitted disease". THE LAUGHLINE - another humor site that has a huge collection of great jokes, plus funny pictures and videos as well. 'Nay Lass!' His mate replies "you were lucky, in Yorkshire you would have had to pay for it!"
var infolink_pid = 264165; A Texan ranch owner was visiting UK and visited a local pub in a sheep farming area of Yorkshire. The stonemason told him to return a week later. NEXT JOKE